Managing Partners
Tess Jones
Founding Partner
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Meet Tess
Michael Jordan
Founding Partner
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Jessica Biehl
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Petra Phelps
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Chris Wilson
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Oh, I think we should just stay friends.